You’re Not Old – Funny Birthday Card
You’re Not Old – Funny Birthday Card
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Bring a smile to someone’s special day with this fun and cheeky “You’re Not Old” birthday card. Featuring bold typography and a playful word-pun design, this card is perfect for lightening the mood and celebrating every age with humour.
Printed on premium-quality card stock and left blank inside, it gives you plenty of room to write a heartfelt, funny, or personal message. Whether you’re gifting it on its own or pairing it with a present, this card adds the perfect touch of character to any birthday celebration.
Why You’ll Love It
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Bold, modern wordplay design
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Funny and uplifting birthday message
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Premium-quality card stock
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Blank inside — personalise it your way
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Comes with an envelope
Perfect for milestone birthdays, humorous friends, colleagues, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh.
Delivery
Delivery
Delivery
- Nairobi: Same-day delivery (order by 4pm). Standard 2–3 hrs — KSh 300, or 1-hr priority — KSh 1,000.
- Nairobi Environs: Same-day in the afternoon— KSh 500.
- Rest of Kenya: Next-day via Fargo Courier — KSh 500.
- International: Available through DHL Express. Contact us for rates
Please ensure clear delivery details. Re-delivery charges apply if the recipient is unavailable.
Returns & Happiness Guarantee
Returns & Happiness Guarantee
We want every gift to bring joy. If your order arrives damaged, incomplete, or not as expected, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery. We’ll arrange a replacement or refund — no fuss.
For non-perishable items (like mugs, accessories, and décor), returns are accepted within 7 days as long as the product is unused and in its original packaging. Perishable goods (like flowers and food hampers) are not eligible for returns but are fully covered by our Happiness Guarantee.
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